![]() ![]() Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.Kent Brockman is a fictional character in the animated television series The Simpsons. Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut! : One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like th.The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. They didn't have white onions because of the war. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. : Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say No.: Springfield will have it's first annual Do What You Feel festiva.Īre cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say "No, of course not, what kind of stupid question is that?" But one woman says "Yes".It will be a welcome change to our "Do As We Say" festival, started by German settlers in 1946. Springfield will have it's first annual "Do What You Feel" festival this Saturday whenever you feel like showing up. : Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood.As a precaution, I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield museum destroyed. (It is labeled "Dracula.") Police are baffled.Ĭhief Wiggum: We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy. Kent Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat. : It's blob rule on the streets of Springfield! And to make matter.Kent Brockman: It's blob rule on the streets of Springfield! And to make matters worse, we're being attacked by a fifty-foot Lenny!įifty-Foot Lenny: Everyone's paying attention to Homer.įifty-Foot Lenny: Thanks, Invisible Carl! : Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's.(Arnie is doing a live remote by helicopter)Īrnie: Everything's snowed in! All I can see is white!Īrnie: (Camera is upsidedown) Mayday! Mayday! I think I'm flying into a mountain! Tell my wife I lo- (Static) Kent: Hardest hit by the blizzard is Springfield's forbidding Widow's Peak. : Yeah, I know I'm on.but I don't care! I don't read the news un.Go ahead, try to find a replacement.īumblebee Guy: A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed 120 people. Kent Brockman: Yeah, I know I'm on.but I don't care! I don't read the news until I get my danish. : Let's take a look back at the year 1928.It was also the year of the very virst Scratchy cartoon entitled "That Happy Cat." The film did very poorly, but the following year, Scratchy was teamed up with a psychotic young mouse named Itchy and cartoon history was made. A year when you might have seen Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole. : Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss Springfield.In the area under 'do not write under this space' he wrote 'okay'. Uh, but it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen Homer Simpson filled out the pageant application incorrectly. She was stripped of her crown in a ceremony earlier today (footage of a goat being bottle fed plays) Well, that's obviously the wrong footage. Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss Springfield. His trial, which begins tomorrow, has taken center ring in a national media circus as children of all ages from 8 to 80 hang on each new development like so many Romanian trapeze artists. Krusty the Clown, the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more than a common, alleged criminal. Did you know that 34 million American adults are o. That may not sound impressive, but keep in mind it is a very big canyon. Did you know that 34 million American adults are obese? Putting together that excess blubber would fill the Grand Canyon two fifths of the way up. : We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest.Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
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